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Here's an excerpt from a popular seller, "The Conspiracy Clinic":
given birth to a big ten-pound baby that had badly stretched and
split her vag wide open, making her too loose to properly grip
and fuck a penis, or so she apparently thought. Some crude guy had
probably made a thoughtless, caveman remark that she took to heart,
so here she was in Jack’s office, trying to get her hole tightened
and "rejuvenated". He also took careful note of her marital status:
single. Jack wasn't a stalker, but he was always on the lookout for
a mate, a partner in life who would be compatible with his lifestyle
and special way of viewing the world. He wasn't getting any
younger and it was becoming awfully lonely, sitting by himself late
at night in his overheated spa as he sank into a mildly drunken
state of oblivion.
Time for the standard medical intros.
"Hello, Gina, I'm Dr. Morgan, Jack Morgan. It's nice to meet you.
I've reviewed your chart and know a bit about why you've come to see
me today. Let's have a further chat about what's involved, and then
I'll examine you."
He was utterly blown away by Gina's shimmering, exotic good looks.
She reminded him of the supermodel Giselle Bunchen, only prettier in a
more approachable, girl next door way. He couldn't believe that he'd
soon be looking at the most intimate portions of this hot babe's
anatomy. God damn, medical school had been worth it after all. His
hands began to sweat, but luckily his professional training kicked
in to prevent an erection the size of Godzilla from exploding in his
pants. He'd been taught in med school that when a doctor is faced
with an embarrassing cock crisis, to quickly visualize the ugliest
female he could think of, which for him was Rosie O'Donnell. Worked
like a charm!
"Rosie O'Donnell naked, Rosie O'Donnell naked, Rosie O'Donnell
naked."
His cock went soft immediately. Rosie to the rescue again!
It was another of those insider tricks the ignorant general public
knew nothing about. They actually thought doctors weren't real men,
with cocks and balls and semen flooding their genitals like other
guys. Little did they know. Doctors were not only men, they were
super horny bastards who often sublimated and channeled their
desires into extremely strange and unnatural avenues. Most
people didn’t know that the first sex toy, the vibrator, was
invented by doctors. Using the phony excuse of treatment for
“hysteria”, they would actually administer therapeutic cums to
sexually deprived and frustrated Victorian wives in their offices.
Perverted hijinks of every style and type had been the nasty
reality ever since medical schools first opened their supposedly
hallowed and rarefied doors for business, a time when grave robbing
was the preferred method for medical students to get their hands on
dead bodies to cut open and dissect. That’s the kind of unholy
roots this “profession” had. There were very few saints in the
medical world. Most were demons - sexual demons with a lust for
power and control over everyone and everything.....
